Don’t joke with health professionals. I went to my doc today. A health professional called me from the waiting room to the scale and then to a room to wait some more. He took my blood pressure and asked me questions. One of which was, “Do you feel safe in your home.” I said, “We just bought a house a few months ago and it is haunted.” He asked, “Do you see ghosts or what?” I said, “I’m just joking.” He then began to tell me about that his aunt’s house was haunted and related her experience. “Do you see anything like that?” “I was only JOKING.” Maybe next time I will tell the guy that I sometimes see a floating skull and that my stuffed animals talk to me.